VAN HALEN: Until We See What's Next...

While we wait to see if Van Halen will ever do anything again, Eric Senich of WRKI in Danbury, Connecticut, has compiled a Top 10 list of David Lee Roth's memorable quotes:

1. "If all the world's a stage I want better lighting."
2. "Sam [Hagar] throws a party. I am the party."
3. "The reason the critics all like Elvis Costello better than me is because they all look like Elvis Costello."
4. "I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
5. "I'm a very family-oriented kind of guy. I personally started three or four in 1983 alone."
6. "I, myself, am the son of Satan, although my duties here are largely ceremonial."
7. "I am currently running, but not for office."
8. "There's no pot of gold for Van Halen at the end of the rainbow. We're just here to ride the rainbow."
9. "You're not a rock star until you can spell subpoena."
10. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how good you looked doing it."