Not even steel toes makes these Crocs wearable

I'll admit it...I DO own a pair of Crocs, although I'm pretty sure they are in the garage, under the sink, behind some flower pots, and covered with cob webs.  And no, not even if they were steel toe crocs, would they be anywhere near my feet.  Thoughts?

Steel Toe Crocs will be the "hottest" Christmas gift this year...said nobody ever...

Check out the video below on DIY Steel Toe Crocs