A Woman With No Pants Successfully Steals Two Boxes of Wine From a Grocery Store

 

 

 

The police say they're looking for her . . . they say she's black, 5-foot-4, medium build, has a tattoo on her neck, and clearly hates pants.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A City in Texas Has Been Terrorized For Five Years by a Burglar Who Steals Women's Dirty Underwear

 

 

 

That's usually all he steals, although if there's some cash lying around he might grab that too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Guy Impersonates a Cop . . . So He Can Direct Traffic for a Funeral Procession

 

 

 

And he was also riding around on a motorcycle with flashing lights and a siren.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Dwarf Drives From Kansas to Florida Without a Bathroom Stop To Meet an Underage Girl . . . Turns Out It's a Cop

 

 

 

That's about 1,300 miles . . .