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A man was arrested at a Sam’s Club after the store had to destroy more than $10,500 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages.
Yup, you can’t writethis stuff.
Patrick Mitchell relieved himself at Sam’s Club in Orlando, and a witness “used her cellphone to take a picture and reported it to store employees. Managers reviewed surveillance footage and workers “confirmed that there was urine on two pallets”.
The pallet contained 188 bulk units of Vienna sausages and 345 units of Spam Classic, now “contaminated with bodily fluids requiring them to be discarded,” the affidavit noted. The value of the products was put at $10,584.54, and Mitchell was arrested for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief. Mitchell, pleaded not guilty to the charges, and is free on $3000 bond.