The makers of Philadelphia Cream Cheese are selling a new novelty item called a "Bagel That" device, that's basically a giant hole punch. And the joke is you can turn anything into a bagel with it. It looks like it's already sold out on Amazon though. Here's the dumb ad they posted, where a mom uses it to turn toast, waffles, and a slice of pizza into bagels.
And yes...there IS a podcast that discusses Bagels!